XebiaLabs Introduces the World's First 'Anti-DevOps' Solution

If you can’t beat the competition, destroy them.

XebiaLabs, the recognized leader in enterprise-class DevOps tools, today announced the world’s first end-to-end DevOps Eradicator––XL Destroy.

With the increasing adoption of DevOps practices, more and more enterprises across the globe are now rapidly and securely releasing high-quality software to their customers. For the DevOps laggards, the chances of survival under these incredibly competitive circumstances are not good.

Fortunately, with XL Destroy, those organizations with a mystifying disinterest in DevOps can level the playing field when it comes to the technical advantages of their competitors.

Leveraging our advanced understanding of enterprise platform security, XL Destroy enables organizations to identify the vulnerabilities in their competitor’s infrastructures. XL Destroy will then deploy a carefully selected set of payloads to actively and completely remove the infrastructure, thus rendering the competitor obliterated.

XL Destroy is virtually fool proof. It is designed for fast adoption and ease of use, so even the technical laymen in your organization can use it. And best of all, XL Destroy is completely undetectable by system administrators and security investigators. Should accusations of competitive mendacity be made against your company, XL Destroy’s stealth capabilities and active self-protection mechanisms will arm you with plausible deniability.

With XL Destroy in your corner, you can undo all of the DevOps progress your competitors have made. Deploying XL Destroy’s anti-DevOps payloads into a competitor’s environment will enable you to:

  • Spin up vulnerable application infrastructures
  • Skew testing parameters so that bugs end up in Production
  • Compromise feedback loops to promote features that customers hate
  • Undermine data processing efforts to expose compliance risks
  • Undo code commit processes and create merge hell

If you’re sick of innovative competitors delivering value to customers at a rate you can’t possibly keep up with, try a free version of XL Destroy today!*

*April Fools!


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